KEEPING UP WITH THE BIGWIGS 3: {Episode 2}

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The Murram Road Chronicles

(Sunday, after church. They head back home to laze the rest of the day off, but not Nyakundi, he is taking his new girlfriend, Kerubo out. So armed with Sh.325 they head out to Mama Jimmy’s kiosk, they enter and sit on the benches)

KERUBO: (swats a fly) thank you sana kwa kunipereka out reo handsamu, i am oferchoyed (giggles)

NYAKUNDI: if I ton’t spoir you, who will?

KERUBO: (swats another fly) itisha menu, nina njaa chameni

NYAKUNDI: (pointing to the wall) menu ndio ire kwa ukuta gaki (shouts towards kitchen) MAMA CHIMMY! MAMA CHIMMY!! (mama Jimmy arrives)

MAMA JIMMY: sema customer, mletewe nini

NYAKUNDI: haya Kerubho, peana yako kwansa

KERUBO: (scans the menu on the wall) retea mimi matoke, arafu urete na chai pirika mocha, chapati tatu, uongese kitheri, arafu mandasi mbiri na ovacado ya kumi

MAMA JIMMY: (writes the order down then turns to Nyakundi) na wewe uletewe…

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